Bober, kurwa!
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Boberland hydro works · object no. 1 · 2026

Bober,kurwa!

A physics puzzle about one beaver with a hard hat and no building permit. Gnaw, build, raise the water — and watch the neighbourhood go under.

Play in the browser Telegram Mini App · soon Google Play · soon

Work cycle

Three taps between you and a flood

Every level is a small diorama with a creek, a few trees and a neighbour who will not like what happens next. A run takes two to four minutes.

  1. 01

    Gnaw

    Tap a bush, a tree or the Hare’s fence. The beaver brings back branches and logs — loudly, so watch who is looking.

  2. 02

    Build

    Tap a gap in the dam. Every layer holds back more water and leaks a little. Stack the right materials in the right slots.

  3. 03

    Flood

    Open the gate and let the water decide. Weak layers seep, then erode, then go out with a bang. Failure is half the fun.

Specification

Materials, per layer

Numbers straight from the game’s simulation. Strength is how much water pressure a layer takes before it starts to erode; seepage is how much leaks through.

MaterialStrengthSeepageWhere to get it
Branches
1
0.30
Bushes
Logs
3
0.10
Trees, fences
Stones
4
0.05
Rock piles
Sluice gate
5
0.00
Built into the dam
Earth
6
0.02
Riverbank
Oak
7
0.06
The Fox’s yard

Layer height 15 cm. Water pressure grows by 11 units per metre of depth — so the bottom layers do the hard work.

Object register

12 levels, one creek

  1. L01The first branchFlood the hare's garden
  2. L02A small damTap a bush — the beaver will gnaw branches
  3. L03A log is powerLogs come from trees. Tap a tree!
  4. L04Carrot Apocalypse IFlood the Hare's garden, but leave at least one carrot
  5. L05The SluiceFill the pond, then open the door and send the water to the mill
  6. L06ProhibitionSend the water into the beaver pond
  7. L07InspectionRaise the water to the mark while the Fox is on patrol
  8. L08Neighbourly RepairsHold the water for 20 s — take logs from the Hare's fence
  9. L09Stumbling StoneHold the high water for 20 s
  10. L10The Million-Dollar TreePut the Fox's oak in the dam and hold the water for 20 s
  11. L11Chain ReactionFlood the village: let the upper dam burst the old one below
  12. L12The Great FloodBlock all three channels and flood the Hare's garden

Parties to the dispute

Who lives on the creek

Beaver

Beaver

Engineer. Ambitious, hard-working, completely unlicensed. Believes every problem is a dam-shaped hole.

Fox

Fox

Inspector. Patrols the bank, photographs violations, issues fines. Owns a very valuable oak.

Hare

Hare

Neighbour. Grows carrots right where the water wants to go. Suspicious by nature, angry by experience.

Status

Where you can play

One codebase, three languages — English, Polish and Ukrainian. Progress is kept on the server and follows your Telegram account.

BrowserOpenboberland.com/app — works on phones and desktops.
Telegram Mini AppTestingClosed tests are running. Public bot coming soon.
AndroidPlannedGoogle Play release after Telegram.
Play in the browser